Husseins hemsida
Hello...välkommen till min hemsida..den är inte riktigt klar än.
Jag ska ha många olika saker i min hemsida,mest graffiti bilder.
Men ni kan titta i dom sakerna jag har gjort i min underbara hemsida......hej då
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The Man with no Arms and Legs
There once was a lady who was tired of living
with men who were either physically
abusive,who ran away from her, or who were horrible in
bed.
So she put an Ad in the paper, that was asking
for a man who:
Three weeks passed, and there was no reply from
any man. So she just figured that there wasn't a
man alive who could live up to these expectations,
so she just gave up. But then, one day she heard
the doorbell rang. She answered it, and there on
the front porch was a man in a wheel chair who
didn't have any arms or legs. The man said 'I'm
here about the ad you put in the paper. As you can
see, I have no arms so I can't beat you, and I
have no legs so I can't run away from you.'
The woman replied, 'Yes, but are you good in bed?'
The man said with a smirk on his face,
'How do you think I rang the doorbell?'